hello and thank you for venturing to my home inside the world wide web. i live part time between here and the andromeda galaxy since me and my partner consciously uncoupled 7 billion years ago.

my earliest memory was being birthed through the glittery canal of my mothers worm hole. i was only a small fragment of star dust when i arrived, but inside me was a plethora of endless possibilities and magic.

i have been alive for roughly 15 quintillion years and during my time here i have learnt a lot about life on many planets, moons, stars, floating debris and space crafts. u name it ive been there. i have watched empires rise and fall upon planets of crystals and sparkling lagoons. i have ridden upon shooting stars to try to find the edges of space and time. i have visited every fast food chain in the greater manchester vicinity.

in all this time i still dont have a flipping clue what life is all about.

but it is pretty spectacular.