nerb the exquisite wizard

hi my name is nerb and i am the exquisite wizard thank u for visiting.

nerb lore

i would like to tell you about my story if you have a moment to listen. no worries if not though i know that earth is a busy place and u probably have somewhere to be.

if you have the time grab a cup of liquid chocolate or whatever your drink of choice may be. i dont necessarily need to drink but sometimes i will slam 15 energy drinks and fly around the cosmos until i crash land on whatever planet is nearby.

a new day dawns. i am free.

nerb the exquisite wizard
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welcome to the digital home of the exquisite wizard

dont worry there is no need to wipe your feet on the way in. i shall cast a spell in order to remove any mud or debris.

u are

relly

cool

WE ASKED 15 TRILLION PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT NERB THE EXQUISITE WIZARD:

  • Smiling woman with curly hair, glasses, hoop earrings, and layered necklaces, wearing a striped blouse, indoors with a blurred background.

    "nerb for prime ministar"

  • A man with dark curly hair, glasses, and a beard looking to the side, wearing a black sweater, in a bright room with a plant in the background.

    "i sent my underpants in the post to nerb but he never responded"

  • Close-up of a smiling Asian woman with shoulder-length black hair, wearing a blue top, standing among green plants in a greenhouse or botanical setting.

    “one time me and nerb went to the french riveara together and he proposed"

  • A man with dark, curly hair and glasses, wearing a dark sweater, smiling slightly while looking to the side.

    “he still hasnt responded"